No Condom Beach Parasol Soushuuhen - Original Ghetto

Smarty Pants,” Shelby snapped, “I'll bet she could whip your wimpy ass any day of the week!!!” “Give me a break, Shel,” he replied while rolling his eyes, “I don't care how bulked up she is, no female wrestling freak could beat me up!!!” Shelby and Dean had been going together for about six months now, and while she was a workoutaholic, he was much more the couch potato of the two, so watching pro wrestling on television was about as much exercize as he normally got, but he was convinced that he could whip any woman in a wrestling match and nothing Shelby said could change his mind!!! While Shelby normally didn't let much get under her skin, Dean's constant needling her about the lack of prowess of the female of the species was starting to nag at her, and in a fit of anger she spat, “I'll bet I could pin your butt, big mouth, the heaviest thing you can curl is a can of beer!!!” “You're serious, aren't you,” he replied incredulously!?! “Damn right I am,” she shot back quickly, “are you afraid of me!?!” “You gotta be kidding,” he said with a laugh, “Shel, you wouldn't have a prayer!!!” “You are afraid, aren't you,” she replied, “I can tell, your a fraidy cat!?!” “Let it go, Shel,” he said irritably, “I'm not in the mood!!!” “Dean is a fraidy cat, Dean is a fraidy cat,” she sang derisively!!! “Ya know,” he said evenly, “you're askin' for it, babe!!!” “Ohhhhhhh noooooooo,” she replied in a mocking tone, “I'm soooooooooooo scared, please kind sir, don't hurt little ole' me, I'm just a woman!!!” “You really want some of this,” he asked while flexing his bicep muscle to impress her!?! She was about to make another wise crack at him, but seeing him flexing his pitiful arm muscle made her burst out with a laugh that left now doubt what she thought of him!!! “Okay, baby,” he snapped while hopping out of his easy chair, “that's it, let's get it on!!!”

Both protagonists helped in sliding the sofa, chairs, and end table to the edge of the carpeting, leaving a large matt like surface suitable for their battle!!! “This is gonna hurt me more than it is you,” Dean said with a little smirk before finishing off his beer with one long swig!!! “In your dreams,” she replied evenly while pulling off her jeans and tee shirt leaving her in just her bra and panties!!! “What are you takin' off your stuff for,” he asked warily!?! “Ha,” she spat, “if you think I'm gonna let you grab a handful of clothing you're nuts, now get ready to die, jerko!!!” That did it, she knew exactly how much he hated it when she called him that, so in a fit of temper, her raced across the carpet at her, diving at the last moment for her ankles!!! “Like a bull in a china shop,” she chortled while easily evading his thurst and then with cat like quickness, before coming down hard on his unprotected back with her elbow, whistling all the air right out of his lungs!!! “Ooooomph,” he gasped while trying to catch his breath, “w-why you little bitch, I'm gonna pound you're ass!!!” At least that was the plan, but before he could bet to his feet, Shelby caught him flush with a sweeping kick to the side of his head, dropping him to the floor like he had been shot with a 30. .